sounds like penance.
David Tennant on narrating Kinect Sports Rivals [x]
President Obama’s presidential seal decides to have the day off. (x)
He is just so cute…..
OLIVER: What makes you so sure I went to prep school?
JENNY: You look stupid and rich.
OLIVER: Actually, I’m smart and poor.
JENNY: Uh-uh. I’M smart and poor.
OLIVER: What makes you so smart?
JENNY: I wouldn’t go for coffee with you.
OLIVER: Well, I wouldn’t ask you.
JENNY: Well, that’s what makes you stupid.
JENNY: It doesn’t hurt, Ollie. Really, it doesn’t. It’s like falling off a cliff in slow motion, you know? Only after a while, you wish you’d hit the ground, you know?
JENNY: Bullshit. You never fell off a cliff in your whole life.
OLIVER: Yes, I did. When I met you.
JENNY: Hey, I need a lawyer!
OLIVER: I’m a lawyer.
JENNY: I need you.
OLIVER: I need you, too.
JENNY: Why? I’m not a lawyer.
OLIVER: No, but you’re a nut, and I happen to need a nut. You look lovely, Jenny.
OLIVER: Okay, okay. You look terrible.
JENNY: No, I do not look terrible. I never look terrible. I look okay for Thursday evening, okay?
OLIVER: There’s no poetry in okay.
JENNY: Screw poetry, Oliver. Just tell me what you see.
OLIVER: I see you.
JENNY: That’s poetry.
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor